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Total Medals Earned: 22 (From 10 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 375 Points

Applez

Aversion to death Unlocked 12/7/09
5 Points Complete an easy level without dying
Locked Medal Dog person 5 Points Stomp a cat
Obey gravity, it's the law Unlocked 12/7/09
5 Points Attempt to double jump
Locked Medal REALLY a dog person 5 Points Stomp a cat while fat
Locked Medal Brutal takedown 10 Points Mid-air axe death
Locked Medal Like a chubby vampire 10 Points Death by spikes when fat
Locked Medal Skilled at not dying 10 Points Complete a hard level without dying
Locked Medal Slow and steady 10 Points Get to the flag when fat
Locked Medal Jump, magic jump 25 Points Find and use the golden bounce pad
Locked Medal Untouchable 25 Points Complete a hard level without taking damage
Locked Medal Curious 50 Points Find a secret area
Locked Medal Godslayer 50 Points Defeat the cat god
Locked Medal Royal rainbow 50 Points Vomit on the princess
Locked Medal Collector 100 Points Find all 3 secret areas

Medals Earned: 2/14 (10/360 points)

Armed Prophet

Locked Medal Alien Juice 10 Points Get killed by an alien.
Locked Medal Robot Fuel 10 Points Get killed by a robot.
Zombie Meat Unlocked 11/21/09
10 Points Get killed by a zombie.
Locked Medal Alcoholic 25 Points Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Locked Medal Anorexic 25 Points Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Locked Medal Armed Prophet 25 Points Unlock all weapons.
Locked Medal Chairman 25 Points Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Locked Medal Classic Hero 25 Points Play through every stage.
Locked Medal Hand it Over 25 Points Kill Zomboss.
Locked Medal Kill Smiley 25 Points Kill Smileborg
Locked Medal Skull 25 Points Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Locked Medal The Freeman 25 Points Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Locked Medal ZOMG!!!1 25 Points Kill ZOMG
Locked Medal Handy Man 50 Points Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Locked Medal Illegal Alien 50 Points Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Locked Medal Smiley Hater 50 Points Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Locked Medal Testosterowned 50 Points Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)

Dadgame

Locked Medal Guardians 5 Points Defeat the Footie Twins
Locked Medal Heavy Weapons 5 Points Defeat Battbot
Locked Medal Monkey Biz 5 Points Defeat Ootkey
Bad Transit Unlocked 9/8/09
10 Points Defeat TRN-1
Locked Medal Freeroes 25 Points Get Secret Ending
Locked Medal Kaminari Ninja 25 Points Defeat Raijinmaru
Locked Medal Patricide 25 Points Defeat creator of Dadgame
Locked Medal Story Easy 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Locked Medal Story Hard 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Hard
Locked Medal Story Normal 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
Locked Medal WSW Tribute 25 Points Defeat Final Weapon
Locked Medal Cheating Death 50 Points Defeat Mecha-Death
Locked Medal Debugger 50 Points Defeat Phantom
Locked Medal Presto! 50 Points Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Locked Medal Tower Offender 50 Points Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
Locked Medal Dadgamer 100 Points 100% Completion

Medals Earned: 1/16 (10/500 points)

Gretel and Hansel

Baby Steps Unlocked 12/19/09
5 Points Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Locked Medal Slingshot Breakfast 5 Points Obtain the slingshot
Locked Medal Bitch Slap 10 Points Shoot mom in the face
Locked Medal Honey Horror 10 Points Get Bee Death
Locked Medal Sucked Dry 10 Points Get Spider Death
Locked Medal Time is Running Out 10 Points Get the clock
Locked Medal Electra Complex 25 Points Get Dad Carriage Death
Locked Medal Gretel Unit 25 Points Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Locked Medal Here is Mommy! 25 Points Get Axe Death
Locked Medal Kain 25 Points Kill Hansel
Locked Medal Kiss That Cyuke 25 Points Get Rabbit Death
Locked Medal Pecking Order 25 Points Get Crow Death
Locked Medal Pest Removal 25 Points Trap the squirrel
Locked Medal The Flamer 25 Points Get Fire Death
Locked Medal Clockspert 50 Points Solve clock puzzle
Locked Medal Get Stoned 50 Points Get all 10 stones
Locked Medal Pop, Rock and Drop It 50 Points Drop all ten stones
Locked Medal Grimm Master 100 Points Get all 10 deaths

Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/500 points)

Level Up!

Gem Collector Unlocked 12/8/09
5 Points Collect 100 Gems.
Locked Medal Time Waster 5 Points Play to day 7 and beyond.
Locked Medal Gem Connoisseur 10 Points Collect All Giant Gems.
Locked Medal Gem Hoarder 10 Points Collect 400 Gems.
Locked Medal Moving the Mail 10 Points Find all the checkpoints in the level.
Locked Medal Dashing Course Legend 25 Points Beat the Super Dashing Course in under 25 seconds.
Locked Medal Fountain of Knowledge 25 Points Fill out every entry in the Codex.
Locked Medal Gem Addict 25 Points Collect every Red Gem on the Level.
Locked Medal Mad Skills 25 Points Buy every skill.
Locked Medal Grinding Maniac 50 Points Max out every single level type.
Locked Medal Heartbreaker 50 Points Defeat Nightmare with only 1 LOVE level.
Locked Medal Insomniac 50 Points Complete the game without ever sleeping.
Locked Medal Obsessive 100 Points Get 100% completion.

Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/390 points)

Miami Shark

Locked Medal Apache 25 Points Crush the Apache Helicopter
Locked Medal LearJet 25 Points Crush the Lear Jet
Locked Medal Mini 25 Points Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Locked Medal Sheriff 25 Points Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Locked Medal B2 50 Points Crush the B-2 Spirit
B52 Unlocked 10/10/09
50 Points Crush the B-52 Fortress
Locked Medal B747 50 Points Crush the Boeing 747
Locked Medal Beluga 50 Points Crush the Airbus Beluga
Locked Medal Concorde 50 Points Crush the Concorde
Locked Medal Ducks 50 Points Kill 15 Ducks
Locked Medal Sailor 50 Points Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Locked Medal SpaceShuttle 50 Points Crush the Space Shuttle

Medals Earned: 1/12 (50/500 points)

Time Fcuk

Locked Medal You've learned nothing 5 Points Get the bad ending
Locked Medal Everyone will leave you 10 Points get to level 28
Locked Medal Is something wrong? 10 Points get to lvl 9
Locked Medal Memories 0 Points Submit a map to the database
Locked Medal Opinionated 10 Points vote on 3 maps
You are your only companion in life. Unlocked 9/19/09
10 Points get to level 22
Locked Medal Obsessed 25 Points Vote on 33 maps
Locked Medal Lost in forever 50 Points beat an explore campaign
Locked Medal The Assent 50 Points Get the good ending
Locked Medal O))) 100 Points Vote on 333 maps

Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/270 points)

Toss the Turtle

Acupuncture Unlocked 9/8/09
5 Points Get skewered on spikes
Gold Star Unlocked 9/8/09
5 Points Launch the Turtle
Jump Man Unlocked 9/8/09
5 Points Smash a goomba
Locked Medal Novice 5 Points Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Question Mark Unlocked 9/8/09
5 Points Find the hidden button
Amateur Unlocked 9/8/09
10 Points Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Drunk Driver Unlocked 9/8/09
10 Points Blow up a jeep
Harrasment Unlocked 9/8/09
10 Points Crush an angry ground creature
in Space Unlocked 9/8/09
10 Points Reach space
Locked Medal Strong Armed 10 Points Get punched by a banana
Locked Medal Abducted 25 Points Get caught by a UFO
Icarus Unlocked 9/18/09
25 Points Get burned by a sun
Persistent Unlocked 9/8/09
25 Points Play over an hour
Locked Medal Professional 25 Points Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Locked Medal Radioactive 25 Points Use a nuke
Locked Medal Addicted 50 Points Play over 2 hours
Locked Medal Golden Shell 50 Points Buy everything
Locked Medal Master 50 Points Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Traveler Unlocked 9/18/09
50 Points Total over 1 million feet
WorldsEdge Unlocked 9/18/09
100 Points Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)

Medals Earned: 12/20 (260/500 points)

William and Sly

Locked Medal Flight 5 Points Find the wings.
Weather Mage Unlocked 7/21/09
5 Points Turn off the rain.
Locked Medal Dominus Lux 10 Points Slay five darklings.
Locked Medal Deviation 25 Points Unlock all boxes and switches.
Locked Medal Resolution 25 Points Complete the game.
Locked Medal Sensitive Nose 50 Points Find all of the mushrooms.
Locked Medal Sly Fox 100 Points Earn more than 35,000 points.

Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/220 points)